Slumped Glow
Sound + Light Machine
$59.99
Free shipping over $7530-night better sleep guaranteeEasy returns
Premium Sleep System
Sleep Deeper.
Wake Better.
The complete sleep system designed to help you unwind faster, cool down, recover better, and wake up feeling human again.
12,842+ 5-star reviews
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Everything you need to get slumped.
Slumped Fan
Cooling Bedside Fan
$39.99
Slumped Blackout
3D Sleep Mask
$19.99
Slumped NightShades
Blue Light Glasses
$24.99
Slumped Wick
Sleep Candle
$24.99
Slumped Mist
Pillow Spray
$19.99
Slumped CoolCase
Satin Pillowcase
$29.99
Slumped Socks
Cozy Sleep Socks
$14.99
It's not you. It's your sleep environment.
Noise. Screens. Stress. Bad habits. They add up. We fix that.
Noise
Loud, unpredictable sounds keep your brain on high alert.
Screens
Blue light at night keeps your mind awake.
Mouth Breathing
Restless breathing can disrupt your night.
Stress
An overactive mind makes it hard to shut down.
Bad Setup
Your room environment can ruin good sleep habits.
The System
The Get Slumped™ Sleep System
Sound. Light. Scent. Comfort. Routine.
Glow
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Fan
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Blackout
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NightShades
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Wick
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Mist
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CoolCase
Cooling Add-On
Slumped Fan
Cooling airflow for hot sleepers, white-noise style comfort, and better sleep temperature — built to support your full sleep system, not replace it.
Choose your sleep setup.
Starter Kit
$59.99
- Slumped Blackout
- Slumped NightShades
- Slumped Wick
Sleep System
$129.99
- Slumped Glow
- Slumped Blackout
- Slumped NightShades
- Slumped Wick
- Slumped Mist
- Slumped CoolCase
Deep Sleep Kit
$179.99
- Slumped Glow
- Slumped Fan
- Slumped Blackout
- Slumped NightShades
- Slumped Wick
- Slumped Mist
- Slumped CoolCase
- Slumped Socks
Real sleep. Real results.
“I fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer, and wake up without feeling wrecked.”
“Finally waking up without that groggy, exhausted feeling. Worth every penny.”
“The best sleep I've had in years. Everything works together perfectly.”
30-Night Better Sleep Guarantee
Try the Get Slumped™ system for 30 nights. If you don't sleep better, get a full refund.